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"Batman" A Riddling Controversy (TV Episode 1967) Poster

(TV Series)

(1967)

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Riddler: That mealy mouthed faker. Issued a joint statement with Batman and Robin, did he? Ha ha! Well he knows and we know that the caked crusaders are defunct, departerted, demised... dead!

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Telegram delivery boy: Someone here called Batman?

Batman: Yes, I'm Batman.

Telegram delivery boy: Telegram.

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Batman: [on Batmobile Batphone] Commissioner?

Commissioner Gordon: [on Batphone in his office] Yes, Batman?

Batman: Could you arrange for the immediate delivery of four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite to the Batcopter? I'll explain later.

Commissioner Gordon: Consider it done.

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Robin: Holy Titanic, Batman! We're going down for the last time!

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Batman: As a duly deputised peace officer I order you to drop that sack and give yourself up.

Riddler: Impossible! Fifteen feet of lethal quicksand!

Across: They sure don't look defunct to me, Riddler!

Down: Or demised, departed and dead.

Riddler: How... how did they survive?

Robin: Right was on our side, that's how!

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Professor Charm: No man can live with the wails of hungry children on his conscience.

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Professor Charm: Remarkable man. Do you know who he is under the mask?

Commissioner Gordon: To us, Professor, who he is is nowhere near as important as where he is. At all times.

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Narrator: [During first bat-fight] Pow! Zap!

Narrator: [During second bat-fight] Thunk! Boff! Ooooff! Zap! Kapow! Whap! Kayo

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Robin: What are we going to do with four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite, Batman?

Batman: Checkmate Riddler! Hopefully.

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Robin: As usual your riddles led us right to you.

Riddler: You've made the mistake of being predictable yourselves, with your legendary window entrances. Riddle me this: when is a floor like a puzzle?

[pushes a button and the floor beneath the Dynamic Duo's feet falls apart in jigsaw pieces]

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Batman: [O'Hara has grabbed Anna Gram around the waist] Nice catch, Chief.

Anna Gram: Let go of me, you blue coated baboon!

Chief O'Hara: [struggling to keep a hold on her] I'll bet she's the toughest one of the bunch!

Robin: She's the only one still kicking.

[and indeed she does kick Robin in the shins]

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Riddler: You want me to pay three million dollars for an eighty-nine cent pencil flashlight?

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