Riddler: That mealy mouthed faker. Issued a joint statement with Batman and Robin, did he? Ha ha! Well he knows and we know that the caked crusaders are defunct, departerted, demised... dead!
Telegram delivery boy: Someone here called Batman?
Batman: Yes, I'm Batman.
Telegram delivery boy: Telegram.
Batman: [on Batmobile Batphone] Commissioner?
Commissioner Gordon: [on Batphone in his office] Yes, Batman?
Batman: Could you arrange for the immediate delivery of four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite to the Batcopter? I'll explain later.
Commissioner Gordon: Consider it done.
Robin: Holy Titanic, Batman! We're going down for the last time!
Batman: As a duly deputised peace officer I order you to drop that sack and give yourself up.
Riddler: Impossible! Fifteen feet of lethal quicksand!
Across: They sure don't look defunct to me, Riddler!
Down: Or demised, departed and dead.
Riddler: How... how did they survive?
Robin: Right was on our side, that's how!
Professor Charm: No man can live with the wails of hungry children on his conscience.
Professor Charm: Remarkable man. Do you know who he is under the mask?
Commissioner Gordon: To us, Professor, who he is is nowhere near as important as where he is. At all times.
Narrator: [During first bat-fight] Pow! Zap!
Narrator: [During second bat-fight] Thunk! Boff! Ooooff! Zap! Kapow! Whap! Kayo
Robin: What are we going to do with four one hundred pound sacks of sodium dichlorite, Batman?
Batman: Checkmate Riddler! Hopefully.
Robin: As usual your riddles led us right to you.
Riddler: You've made the mistake of being predictable yourselves, with your legendary window entrances. Riddle me this: when is a floor like a puzzle?
[pushes a button and the floor beneath the Dynamic Duo's feet falls apart in jigsaw pieces]
Batman: [O'Hara has grabbed Anna Gram around the waist] Nice catch, Chief.
Anna Gram: Let go of me, you blue coated baboon!
Chief O'Hara: [struggling to keep a hold on her] I'll bet she's the toughest one of the bunch!
Robin: She's the only one still kicking.
[and indeed she does kick Robin in the shins]