Batman: [after finding out Ra's transferred his mind into Talia's body] Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever heard! You're creeping me out.
Bruce Wayne: *You*? She *kissed* me!
[Bruce has the chance to become young again]
Terry McGinnis: I'll tell you right now, there's no way I'm wearing the Robin suit.
[watching Batman: The Musical]
Bruce Wayne: You hate me, don't you?
Terry McGinnis: Come on, lighten up, it's your birthday.
Bruce Wayne: Don't remind me.
Terry McGinnis: Hey, it took me weeks to get tickets to this show. It's shway!
Bruce Wayne: Its schw-arbage.
Ra's Al Ghul: But now this youthful form has served its purpose. It is time for me to move on to a new body: yours.
Bruce Wayne: [sarcastic] Sure, Ra's, why not? Anything to hold off the Grim Reaper another few seconds.
Bruce Wayne: I take it back. You don't cheat death, you whimper in fear of it.
Ra's Al Ghul: [backhands him] Silence!
Bruce Wayne: And you hit like a girl.
[in "Batman: The Musical"]
Gordon: Good work, Caped Crusader. Once again you've saved our fair city from those vile miscreants.
Player Batman: They were no problem, Commissioner. For as we all know, criminals are...
Player Batman: A superstitious, cowardly lot! They plan and plot, but they always get caught!
Bruce Wayne: I should have known you'd cheat death again, Ra's.
Ra's Al Ghul: I don't cheat death, I master it. Though, I assure you, this time my longevity comes at a price most dear.
Bruce Wayne: Talia.
Talia: Very thorough, Terry. Though Father's name was pronounced "Raish," not "Razz." A common mistake.