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"Barney Miller" Ramon (TV Episode 1975) Poster

(TV Series)

(1975)

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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale: [to Ramon] You know what I feel like when I hear somebody screaming, "Help! Police! Murder! Call the cops! Somebody's getting killed!" and I find a Puerto Rican beatin' the hell out of some whitey? I gotta pull out my piece and say...

[with a British accent]

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale: "Hold on there! Hands in the air, police officer, thank you!"

[in normal voice]

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale: Cause it's so embarrassing!

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Barney Miller: [Just as he walks in the door, a gun is pointed at his face] I hate starting the day off like this.

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Barney Miller: What's the weather like?

Elizabeth Miller: It's brown.

Barney Miller: Is it raining?

Elizabeth Miller: Something is coming down but it isn't rain. I think it's a new plague. Isn't it nice?

Barney Miller: A little brown weather is normal for New York at this time of year. When it gets colder, we can look forward to a tan Christmas.

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Barney Miller: David, there's two and a half million dollars worth of toys in this house; why do you always have to play with the gun?

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