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"Barney Miller" Experience (TV Episode 1975) Poster

(TV Series)

(1975)

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Captain Barney Miller: [a bomb has blown up in the squad room] It was in the safe?

Fish: Yeah, I put it there.

Captain Barney Miller: You know there was petty cash in there? Forty bucks.

Fish: Take it out of my check.

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Captain Barney Miller: [Barney and Wojo are using the phone at the same time while standing right next to each other. Barney was put on hold] Come on! Come on!

Wojo: Hello?

Captain Barney Miller: Hello, Bomb Disposal?

Wojo: No, it's Wojciehowitz.

Captain Barney Miller: Get off the line. I'm trying to get Bomb Disposal.

Wojo: Who's this?

Captain Barney Miller: Barney!

Wojo: Oh, hey, Barn, whattya need?

Captain Barney Miller: GET OFF THE LINE!

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Captain Barney Miller: [Barney is trying to convince Fish that he's not too old to be a cop anymore] Fish, I think of you as experienced. In an emergency you would be the first one I would call.

Fish: You should call me first... I need time to put my teeth in.

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Detective Wilson: [seeing a case, in which the explosive is contained] Hey, who belongs to this case?

Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: It ain't mine.

Wojo: Fish, maybe.

Detective Wilson: Oh, yeah, it must be Fish's. It's too classy for you guys.

[Wojo gives Wilson a Bronx cheer]

Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Very well put.

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Captain Barney Miller: Marty, you keep ripping people off, they're going to put you away for a long time. Now, why don't you cut it out and get an honest job?

Marty: Oh, don't give me that. I've had more jobs than you have hair on your head. I even tried to get on the police force.

Captain Barney Miller: They turned you down?

Marty: Of course they turned me down. It's ridiculous. What's wrong with a gay cop? There are gay robbers.

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