When a football player vanishes from the field in full view of network cameras and a live audience, it's up to Banacek to figure out how his kidnappers spirited him away without a trace.
Did You Know?
At the abandoned Army base the kidnappers are located in an old barracks where a number of pinups are on the walls. Behind Al Bates in plain view is the centerfold of Carol O'Neal, the Playboy Playmate for July 1972, making her the first nude woman to be shown on network TV. See more
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