Howard Kremer: Howard

Quotes 

• Gay English Guy : Do you have any Pimms?

  Laura House : Pimms?

  Gay English Guy : It is an English liquor.

  Howard Kremer : You should go get some.

  Gay English Guy : OK, I might bring some friends back.

  Laura House : Who?

  Gay English Guy : Not rif-raft, so cool your jets.

  Howard Kremer : They should bring some Pimms too.

• Laura House : [Howard throws beer can at Chip, Chip hits beer can with raquet]  Before we have Woodstock three here, lets get something straight

  Howard Kremer : And what is that O' Cheerful one?

  Laura House : If you make a mess clean up after yourself.

  [to herself] 

  Laura House : Oh, my God I'm way to young to become my mother

  Chip : I don't know I could ever become my mother because I don't really know her.

  Howard Kremer : [to chip]  She's annoying, congratulations you're her.