Work at Thornley Manor is over and the lads take a break before leaving for Spain. Oz uses the opportunity to visit home and hits on the barmy idea of kidnapping his son, determined to prevent him from being taken overseas by wife Marjorie - but makes the mistake of roping Wayne in to help. Written by
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The title is a humourous reference to the West End show "No Sex Please, We're British". See more
When Barry comes back from seeing Hazel he sits down to talk to Oz and opens his bag the shot goes to Oz and then goes back to Barry and he opens his bag again (At 36:47 and 37:07). See more
I was just saying to Barry there, owning a wife's very similar to owning a dog. It's just a pity one license costs a hell of a lot more than the other.