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Jean: Do the girls in the office really call me "crabapple"?

Sandy: No, they stopped that.

Jean: Oh, good.

Sandy: They call you "iron-drawers" now.

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Waiter: [as he clears the table after the first course] Did you enjoy that, madam? Sir?

Lionel: Compared to pushing a pea up Vesuvius with my nose, it was a delightful experience.

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Waiter: [Lionel has a bare foot on the floor of the restaurant to stop his leg cramp] Did you enjoy the main course, madam?

Judith: Yes, it was very nice.

[mouths at Lionel]

Judith: Placating.

Waiter: Sir?

Lionel: Extraordinary.

[Waiter picks up Lionel's sock off the floor, and Lionel grabs it]

Lionel: You can see the result. It blew my sock and shoe off.

Waiter: Yes, sir. Would you like dessert?

Judith: Just coffee, I think.

Lionel: Yes, just coffee. If the dessert is as outstanding as the rest of the meal, I could end up trouserless.

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Judith: She threw her shoe at the window.

Jean: Oh, did it break?

Judith: It's toughened glass.

Jean: I meant the shoe.

Judith: No, I don't think so.

Jean: Pity.

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Judith: It's all in the mind, age.

Jean: What, you mean dying brain cells?

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Jean: If he's a heterosexual, show your legs.

Judith: That's a sexist remark.

Jean: Well, it's two sexist remarks, actually.

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[first lines]

Waitress: Good morning, sir. One?

[Lionel looks around himself]

Waitress: This way, sir.

[Lionel goes to a different table]

Waitress: This is a table for six, sir.

Lionel: I may be joined by someone. I may be joined by five people. If I'm joined by eleven people, I may need to move to a table for twelve.

Waitress: Very well, sir. How will you be paying, cash or charge to the room?

Lionel: I haven't ordered anything yet.

Waitress: Sorry. sir. What would you like? We are serving brunch.

Lionel: Are you? I assume between lunch and dinner you serve linner.

Waitress: No, sir. Tea.

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[last lines]

Waitress: Excuse me, sir, will you be dining in the restaurant this evening? Only we're expecting a large party of Finns.

Lionel: No, that's all right; I'll be checking out this afternoon.

Waitress: Yes, sir.

Lionel: Oh, and, um, take the cider away, would you?

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