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TEASER Sooz in her apartment shows a poster for large breasts, then looks at her chest with a frown. ACT ONE Jamie walks by a wall of the posters Sooz was holding up in the teaser. Sooz points... See full synopsis »

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Episode credited cast:
Emily Corrie ...
Sooz
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Alex
Chris Engen ...
Rob
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Jamie
J.D. Jackson ...
Chris
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Anna
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Sasha
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Nikki
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TEASER

Sooz in her apartment shows a poster for large breasts, then looks at her chest with a frown.

ACT ONE

Jamie walks by a wall of the posters Sooz was holding up in the teaser. Sooz points out to Alex that it helps to apply to the lowest denominator. Reading the fine print it says, Now that I have your attention: If youre a guy with a tattoo, Id like to see it. If I like it, Id like to take a photograph it. Im not a perv, its for my art and design project. If youre interested, contact Sooz.

Jamie, Alex and Sooz walk along and Jamie suggests that the sign is a personal ad, despite her insistence that its for her art project.

At a café, Rob brings Sooz a cappuccino, which she tells him is gross.

In her apartment, she roars and tells the audience that she wants him.

Rob takes her drink and leaves. Jamie joins her. Rob returns and a hotter drink ad Jamie tries to cheer up Rob. Jamie tells her that Rob and Sasha broke up last night.

ACT TWO

Rob packs up his things when Sasha walks in. Sasha ...

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12 March 2002 (USA)  »

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