- Buster: I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn't bother you, and I left a tape recording of my snoring so you wouldn't know I was gone.
- Michael Bluth: You seem more villainous than usual, Mom; are you sober?
- Lucille: Michael, it's eight a.m.
- Michael Bluth: So, it's not that.
- Lucille: I don't know. Maybe it's because I went off my post-partum medication.
- Michael Bluth: You were still taking that? You had Buster thirty-two years ago.
- Lucille: And that's how long I've been depressed about him.
- Lucille: Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome young doctor said on the Today Show.
- Michael Bluth: That was Tom Cruise, the actor.
- Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.
- Gob: I didn't even know we had a cabin in the woods.
- Michael: Oh shit. I've never been to the cabin, GOB.
- Narrator: Though he had often been promised.
- George Sr.: [flashback - "1977"] Oh sorry buddy, something came up. This nice lady here lost her puppy and I'm going to help her find it.
- George Sr.: [flashback - "1980"] Oh sorry buddy, this girl's dad got sick and I'm taking her to the hospital.
- George Sr.: [flashback - "1983"] Come on, you're old enough to understand this by now - I'm nailing this broad!
- Tobias Fünke: Can I interest you in a smoothie or an amal... Michael!
- Michael: Tobias! I thought you were in Vegas with Kitty and the Blue Man Group.
- Tobias Fünke: Sadly, it turns out that the part I had destroyed my life to get had already been cast.
- Narrator: The role was filled by George Sr. who used it to hide in plain sight. That is, until he choked on a marshmallow and almost died when nobody noticed that he had turned blue.
- Narrator: [GOB reunites with his son and asks him to go to the family's cabin property] If Steve Holt had a father, he would have been warned not to go into the woods with strange men. But he didn't.
- Kitty: Say goodbye, Tobias! And say goodbye to these!
- [she flashes Tobias]
- Tobias Fünke: Hey, those are blue, too!
- Lindsay Funke: We're super rich again, Mikey! And I'm going to buy a car. A Volvo!
- Michael: Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money again.
- [she hands him a picture]
- Michael: And this is not a Volvo...
- Lindsay Funke: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier.
- Lindsay Funke: I cant believe Tobias dumped me for that whore Kitty. Do you think he would leave this? And these?
- [points to her breasts]
- Lindsay Funke: And this?
- [hands Michael a piece of paper]
- Michael: Still the car.
- Lindsay Funke: Or this?
- Michael: [hands Michael a picture] Glad I didn't spring for color.
- Michael: Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby.
- George Michael: Oh, I don't know...
- Maebe: I'm not really the outdoorsy type.
- Michael: Well, it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.
- Michael Bluth: [Michael discovers that Oscar is in prison, not George] I'm sure that Oscar could last another day in prison.
- Narrator: Not according to the most recent blog entry on imoscar.com.
- Michael Bluth: This all makes sense now. Dad's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno, Dad's in Kitty, and Dad's a Blue Man.
- Michael Bluth: I'm looking for a man who's probably in the seedy underbelly of Reno.
- Cab Driver: Oh, the Christian League had The Seedy Underbelly shut down. Now it's a Swallows.
- Narrator: Swallows was a family-style restaurant by day and an anything-goes, pan-sexual bazaar by night.
- Narrator: Remember when I said that GOB had a son? I wasn't just saying so. In high school, he became intimate with these girls. These three became pregnant. This one had a baby. That baby would grow up to be...
- Steve Holt: Steve Holt!