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George Michael Bluth: [to Maeby] What a fun and sexy time for you!

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Byron "Buster" Bluth: Oh, for God's sake. Can't you keep my hand to yourself?

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Lucille Bluth: And guess what else is back?

[Lucille winks]

Michael Bluth: My breakfast?

Lucille Bluth: My friskiness. Mama horny, Michael.

Michael Bluth: No, it's my breakfast. I'm amazed Dad hasn't strangled himself with his belt yet.

Lucille Bluth: Oh, we're into all kinds of freaky stuff.

Michael Bluth: Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?

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Tobias Fünke: Ooh, I can taste those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth!

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Michael: [while Lindsay, George Sr., and Lucille are all doing chicken dances] Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Michael: Maybe it's time you went out there and got yourself a girl... PET!

Buster: How about a turtle? I love those leathery little snappy faces.

Michael: You certainly have a type.

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Gob: [after learning that George Sr. has been placed under house arrest] It wont be too long until dad strangles himself with his belt.

Michael: No, it turns out that they're into that.

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Tobias Fünke: Gob, I would like to be in your trick and there's someone I'd like to put in a plug for. Or... should I say 4,000 plugs?

Gob: [Tobias removes his cap and his hair plugs are bleeding] Oh god...

Lupe: Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

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George Sr.: [describing house arrest] In prison, you just had to sit there and take it. Here, you have to sit here and give it.

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Gob: Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A protestacular!

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