Arrested Development (TV Series)

Storming the Castle (2004)

David Cross: Tobias Fünke

Quotes 

• Narrator : [introducing leather shop scene]  So Tobias chose to pursue a common interest with his daughter.

  Lance : [underneath narration]  May I help you?

  Tobias Fünke : Oh, I hope so. Um, I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather."

  Lance : Something that says... "leather daddy"?

  Tobias Fünke : Oh, is there such a thing?

• Michael : [at Gob's magic show at the Gothic Castle]  Where's Tobias?

  Narrator : [voiceover]  Tobias had intended to come to the magic show, but had a slight miscommunication with his cab driver.

  Tobias Fünke : [Tobias is wearing a leather outfit he bought to impress Maebe]  I would like to go to the Gothic Castle.

  Cab Driver : [slurring words]  Gothic asshole?

  Tobias Fünke : That's what I said.

  [at the wrong Gothic Castle, Tobias sees two people walking out] 

  Tobias Fünke : Boy, I am glad I didn't go with that outfit.

  [to the bouncer] 

  Tobias Fünke : Yes, I am looking for the magic.

• Tobias Fünke : Oh, Maeby, great news. I got my hands on some money. I can't say how or when... or where my wedding ring is...

• [Tobias buying clothes to impress his daughter] 

  Tobias Fünke : I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather".

  Salesman : Something that says... Leather Daddy?

  Tobias Fünke : Oh, is there such a thing?