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"Arrested Development" Pier Pressure (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?

George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.

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Michael: [after confronting his son about marijuana] He's lying to me! I don't believe it! Where the hell is this family's morality?

Gob: [lets out a puff of marijuana smoke] I don't know. Oh, it's... cold out.

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Michael: You taught me a lesson about not teaching lessons?

George Sr.: That was my last lesson.

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[Michael wants to teach his son a lesson like the ones his father used to teach him]

Michael Bluth: I need the guy with the fake arm, J. Walter Weatherman.

George Bluth, Sr.: Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.

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Michael: [after strippers dressed as cops have taken off their uniforms] You knew all along, didn't you?

George Michael: Sorta. One of the hot cops was my choir teacher.

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Michael: [about George Michael's test] A-?

George Michael: Are you proud of me?

Michael: Very proud... minus.

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George Michael: [Arguing with his math book] Dumb, dumb George Michael, dumb...

Michael: Hey, calm down there, you two; it's just a math problem.

George Michael: Yeah, but if I fail math then there goes my chances to get a good job and have a happy life full of hard work, like you always say, right Dad?

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Michael: [to George Michael] I want you to take the rest of the day off. Here's 20 bucks, buy something you don't need, be a kid, make mistakes, get in trouble.

Buster: Yes, make a mistake. Take 225 from me.

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George Michael Bluth: ...It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

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Michael: Well, it's not like you made a commitment to her or anything.

Buster: No, not a commitment... but I did refer to it as "our nausea, " but that was when we were going at it pretty hot and heavy.

Michael: Well, now it's my nausea.

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Michael: [referring to George Michael smoking pot] All I know is that this has been going on forever. His eyes are red, his grades are slipping.

Gob: I heard about the A minus.

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