To prove he's a man to Rita, Michael and his nephew Steve Holt compete in the Church And State Fair's annual triathlon. George Sr. tries to scare some at-risk youth, and Tobias tries to help George-Michael's girlfriend Ann to compete in the fairs' "inner beauty" pageant. Written by
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Rita is seen exiting the men's bathroom after the triathlon is finished. See more
When George Sr. is watching a baseball game is his bedroom, the batter is wearing a helmet with a Chicago Bears 'C' logo. The Chicago Bears are an American Football team. See more
Why don't you volunteer for something?
I'll do anything to get out of this fucking apartment.
You'll do anything to get out of fucking in this apartment.
Ah, you're drunk.
References Scared Straight!
Composed by David Schwartz
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