Arrested Development (TV Series)
My Mother the Car (2003)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
Quotes
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Gob : I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it, because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other.
Michael Bluth : You were going to South America?
Gob : I don't think so.
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Michael Bluth : Fine, we'll have a party
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : For Gangey?
Michael Bluth : Yeah, how'd you know?
George Michael Bluth : She called and invited us.
Lindsay Funke : [to Michael] Okay, maybe it was her idea.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : We don't have to come, do we?
Michael Bluth : Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.
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Lucille : You're my third least favorite child.
Michael Bluth : I can live with that.
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Michael Bluth : Hey Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?
Lucille : Like it was yesterday.
Michael Bluth : It was this morning. And now I hear that you've hired a crew for the yacht? I'm selling that yacht.
Lucille : Michael, you haven't heard why I want it: To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday!
Michael Bluth : I enjoy a bicentennial as much as the next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that.