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[George Michael is trying to explain to his uncle why he cannot take off a muscle suit]

George Michael Bluth: I just can't take it off. You'll never understand.

Tobias Fünke: ...I'll never understand? That you can never be nude?

[he disrobes, exposing his cut-off jeans]

Tobias Fünke: I'll understand more than you'll... never know.

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Michael: My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you.

Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind the couch.

[and he does just that]

Michael: Guy's a pro.

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Lucille: You idiots! If your father sees me here with Wayne...

Michael: ...we'll be stuck with Barry!

Wayne Jarvis: I shall duck behind that little garbage car.

[and does just that]

Michael: Guy's a pro.

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Michael: There's a big bowl of candy in my office, why don't you go eat it?

[Lucille enters and while the door is closing]

Wayne Jarvis: Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is *no* candy in this office.

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Maebe: [attempting to get her parents to notice her] Here are the fake airline tickets. If they don't see this, I really might go to South America.

George Michael: [notices a flaw] That says, "Portugal".

Maebe: [oblivious] That's right.

Narrator: Maeby's parents didn't see the tickets, but her Uncle Gob did.

Gob: [examines the tickets, thinking they're Michael's] Portugal? Well, gonna live it up in ol' South America, aren't we, Michael?

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Michael: Yes, this is Michael Bluth for Barry.

Barry Zuckerkorn: [to his secretary] I'm not here!

Barry's Secretary: Barry's not in right now. Would you like to leave her a message?

Michael: Yeah, tell her she needs to whisper a little softer next time, *and* I'm not paying for this phone call!

Barry Zuckerkorn: I am not a girl, you...

Barry's Secretary: [pulls out a tape recorder] Go ahead, call me something. I'm redecorating my kitchen.

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Gob: [chasing after Michael] Michael, I'm on to you! The Spanish lessons! If you're headed for Portugal, it's due south!

Michael: What? No it isn't!

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[voice over]

Narrator: And Michael had been getting along with his sister, Lindsay. This was unwelcome news to Lucille, who feared that this unity may be used against her.

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Lucille: You idiots. If he sees me with Wayne...

Michael: ...we'll be stuck with Barry.

Wayne Jarvis: I shall duck behind that little garbage car.

[Wayne goes to hide]

Michael: Guy's a pro.

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