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"Arrested Development" Family Ties (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Quotes

Michael: [about Nellie] It's like we finish each other's...

Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Sandwiches?

Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...

Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Sandwiches?

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Michael: You know, I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family.

Tobias Fünke: Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to.

Michael: OK, that's the last one.

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Narrator: And Michael went to investigate his mystery sister.

Lucille: Michael! What a surprise!

Michael Bluth: Really? Were you expecting someone else? Maybe one of your... two daughters?

Lucille: Oh Lindsay and Tobias never visit.

[laughs]

Lucille: Oh we're so bad.

Michael Bluth: I meant Lindsay and Nellie.

Lucille: You call him that too? It's so great to be able to talk like this!

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Michael: What's all this?

George Sr.: Computer stuff from the office.

Michael: No, no, no, no, pop. You're not doing another one of those Black Fridays, are you? The mass firings?

Narrator: Before firing his employees, George Sr. would be sure to clear the office of its valuables.

Ted: So when do we get to see our fancy new offices?

George Sr.: [closing the truck door] When you get your fancy new jobs. You're all fired.

Narrator: The employees never saw it coming, although their first task was to unload their equipment from a truck.

George Sr.: No, it's not black Friday although I did enjoy those.

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Nellie Bluth: [Michael finishes a long-winded boring, story] Wow, what a great story.

Narrator: It wasn't great. Nellie was just a good listener. All prostitutes are.

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[Michael has a long, boring talk with Nellie]

Narrator: Yeah. While that's going on, let's see what's happening with the rest of the family.

[We see George-Michael doing his homework]

Narrator: Nothing there.

[We see George Sr. clipping his toenails]

Narrator: Or there.

[We see Buster in the hospital faking a coma. Adelaide crawls into bed with him]

Narrator: Oh my! Let's go back to Michael.

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Buster: [on the phone after Lucille threatens to cut his cord] They're trying to kill Baby Buster! Oh that's right, from the videos!

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Narrator: And Nellie had a list of "won'ts".

Nellie Bluth: Please refrain from any

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: or

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: -ing or

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: -isting or

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: -ing or finger

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: or

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: or even

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: . And please use a

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: when you

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: me. And if any of this winds up on the internet, I will

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: you in the

[bleep]

Nellie Bluth: .

Tom: Our computers don't work on the internet.

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Nellie Bluth: [to Michael] I've always been mildly attracted to you.

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Narrator: George Michael was interested in the subject of marital love because earlier that day, he discovered that the recent mock wedding he had acted in with his cousin was in fact as real and binding as the rice pudding the disoriented patients had thrown at them.

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Michael: What the hell is that thing?

George Sr.: An electromagnet. Think of it as a giant delete key.

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