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"Arrested Development" Fakin' It (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Michael: [reading his birth certificate] "Nichael Bluth"? Oh my god, am I "N. Bluth"? Is he setting me up? If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison!

Narrator: Nichael was worried.

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George Bluth Sr.: [Michael gets the witness list for the deposition] Who's on the list? Any blabbers?

Michael Bluth: Just one, but he wont be talking unless there's a hand inside of them.

Tobias Fünke: Oh please, even then, I wouldn't say anything.

Michael Bluth: [stunned] That's reassuring. I was talking about Franklin, actually.

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Michael Bluth: Is the an "N. Bluth" in the family we don't know about? They say there's been money found in an account under that name.

George Bluth Sr.: Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us, see if we're going to turn against each other. They make stuff up. She doesn't exist.

Michael Bluth: Yet you refer to her as a she.

George Bluth Sr.: He... she... what's the difference?

Tobias Fünke: Oh here, here. In the dark, it all looks the same.

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Franklin Bluth: My name is Judge.

Gob: Whose name is Judge?

Franklin Bluth: My name is...

Gob: That's a silly name!

Franklin Bluth: -Judge. My name...

Gob: Yes I am judging your name. It am silly!

Franklin Bluth:

  • is...

Gob: Oh, now you're correcting my grammar?

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Narrator: And so like two people who no longer felt anything for each other, George Michael and Maeby decided to get married.

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Michael Bluth: I am not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of...

Gob: You were going to say "mockery", weren't you?

Michael Bluth: I was in trouble like three words into that.

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Michael Bluth: And I am going to be pretending to be your lawyer during the mock trial, whether you like it or not.

George Bluth Sr.: You're the lawyer! Oh, that's the same representation Captain Hook had.

Lucille Bluth: Oh, it's so good to laugh again!

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Buster: [while Lindsay and Tobias are having a heated argument] WELL JUST FAKE IT!

[he falls back asleep]

Buster: COMA...

Narrator: Believe it or not, that actually got through to them.

Buster: Now please turn on the cartoon network and get the hell out of here!

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Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Mock Trial With J. Reinhold spawns imitators.

Gob: All rise, Bud Cort is now in session!

Bud Cort: Please be seated.

Gob: [as Franklin] Hard to be seated when you got someone's hand up your ass!

Bud Cort: Can we lose the puppet?

Narrator: And Michael discovers that he wasn't N. Bluth after all.

Michael: [looking at old family photos] I have an older sister?

Narrator: So much for not abandoning family.

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