Prev | 16 of 53 Episodes | Next

Memorable quotes for
"Arrested Development" Altar Egos (2004)

Maggie Lizer: I'm blind!
Michael: I'm wasted!

---

[George Sr. has been offered a plea bargain nobody has read]
Michael: All right, listen, this is all getting a little crazy. We cannot accept their plea if we don't even know what the plea is.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Do you want to read it?
Michael: No, it is pretty thick. Maybe we should just take the plea.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Oh, I could kiss you on the nuts!
Michael: We just gotta hope that... what?

---

[after a one-night stand]
Gob: You should have stuck around to see me get some major action. From a major blonde. Who just "majored" in marine biology, if you know what I mean.
Michael: No, I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means.

---

George Sr.: Next time this happens, I may not have a son in law to offer...
Michael Bluth: Well, I'm not...
[pauses]
Michael Bluth: OFFER?
George Sr.: Offer me counseling. He should have stayed a shrink.

---

Related Links

Plot summary	Plot keywords	Main details
IMDb quotes browser	Search quotes section
Browse titles with quotes by letter    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Other