Sales are the worst they've ever been at Grace Brothers and after some discussion they decide to film a short commercial to be shown on screens around the store. After a slow start, Miss.Brahms ends up being the perfect candidate for the ladies and gents department except for her cockney accent. But with a simple voice stand in, the commercial turns out great. But what will Miss.Brahms do when a rich bloke spots her on the t.v. and insists on taking her, and her sexy voice, out to dinner? Written by
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A waiter at the restaurant offers Mrs. Slocombe "a nice apéritif"; apéritif is French for an alcoholic beverage served before a meal as an appetizer. The pronunciation is similar to "pair of teeth", hence her reply of, "Thank you, and they're my own too!" See more
[on the phone
Hello, is that Mr. Akbar? Mrs Slocombe here, your next-door neighbour. I wonder, would you do me a little favour? Would you go to my front door, bend down, look through the letter-box, and if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?
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