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Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Big Brother (1974)
Frank Thornton: Captain Peacock
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Quotes
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Captain Stephen Peacock : Mr. Humphries, have you the time?
Mr. Humphries : It depends on what you have in mind, Captain Peacock.
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Captain Stephen Peacock : [Mash walks by wearing a suit instead of his work uniform, pushing a cart of dresses] Mr. Mash!
Mr. Mash : Yes, Captain?
Captain Stephen Peacock : You are not supposed to be on the floor after 9:30.
Mr. Mash : Yeah, well, I was putting me best suit on, you see, sir. You gotta look good for the telly, ain't ya?
[Looks around]
Mr. Mash : Where's the camera, then?
Captain Stephen Peacock : [to the CCTV camera with a dramatic gesture, because he knows Mr. Rumbold's watching them] Be off with you, Mr. Mash! I don't want to have to tell you again!
Mr. Mash : I like that! That was very good!
[Imitates him]
Mr. Mash : "Be off with you!"
[Normal voice]
Mr. Mash : Here, you wanna do it once more in case he missed it? Sort of an action replay, you know.
[nudges him]
Mr. Mash : Go on, go on, go on, go on!
Captain Stephen Peacock : [to the camera] Please leave the floor!
Mr. Mash : [Salutes. To the camera] Certainly, Captain Peacock!
[tries to hurry off the floor before he gets in trouble and knocks a display over with the cart]
Captain Stephen Peacock : [to the camera] NOW look what Mr. Mash has done!
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Mrs. Slocombe : [Everyone is hesitating to confront the suspicious-looking man] Oh, you're as weak as water! WEAK AS WATER!
[Marches over, display bust in hand]
Captain Stephen Peacock : Be careful!
Mrs. Slocombe : Hey, you!
[Smashes it over the man's head and he falls to the floor]
Mrs. Slocombe : Oh, his mustache has come off...
Miss Shirley Brahms : [Sees who was under the false hair] Oh! It's the store detective!
Captain Stephen Peacock : [addresses the CCTV camera] I did advise caution!