Kiki: I can't remember the last time Gary really scared me.
[turns and almost runs into him]
Kiki: Jeez, you scared me!
Gary: Uh, sorry I'm late. David can't make it tonight, he's, uh, sick.
Eric: That's OK. Kiki was just saying how your stories haven't been too scary lately anyway.
Kiki: I'm gonna smack you!
Gary: The story I've got is about three kinds of people: people who believe in magic, people who don't, and people who should.
Sardo: [sees the giant pair of eyes in the darkness, leaps up to cower under the table] Ahhh! Take the children...!
Gary: [finishing his story] And Sardo was a fake.
Betty Ann: [quoting his character] That's Sar*do*, accent on the DO!