- Umlatt: This is the uniform of a great man.
- Yakko: Does he know you're wearing it?
- Umlatt: I am Umlatt of Donlikus, and I am here to demand you surrender Anvilania to me! I give you 24 hours to vacate!
- Yakko: Vacation already? This is only my first day on the job!
- Umlatt: I demand your surrender!
- Yakko: I will not surrender! You surrender!
- Umlatt: Me, surrender?
- Yakko: Okay, I accept. Hand over the keys to your castle.
- Umlatt: Don't be ridiculous! I'll go to war before I surrender!
- Yakko: Well go ahead, and don't you come back until you've learned some manners, young man!
- Umlatt: Very well, you silly child! This means war!
- [throws his hands into the air]
- Yakko: I thought that meant touchdown?
- Arch Bishop: Your throne, King Yakko.
- Wakko: The throne. How do you lift the lid?
- Dot: Since when did *you* lift the lid?
- Prime Minister Nurse: [to Yakko] Hurry your majesty, these are desperate times, you must meet the cabinet!
- Yakko: [talking to an actual cabinet] Hello I'm Yakko, nice to meet you.
- [opens a drawer as if to shake it's hand]
- Yakko: Oh, the pleasure's all mine.
- Prime Minister Nurse: [confused] Sire?
- Yakko: [to her] Wait till we're alone!
- [wiggles his eyebrows suggestively at her]