Slappy Squirrel: [Disguised as a cashier at a concession stand] May I help you, or did the Goodyear blimp just land?
Codger Eggbert: Ha ha! Give me a large tub of popcorn, and hurry.
Slappy Squirrel: There ya go, Shamu. You want artificial butter flavoring on that?
Codger Eggbert: Sure.
Slappy Squirrel: Alright then.
Codger Eggbert: Does it cost extra?
Slappy Squirrel: Artificial butter? Nah, it's cheap stuff.
Codger Eggbert: Really? What's it made of?
Slappy Squirrel: Ah, it's just lard... that I'm liposuctioning out of your gut!
Skippy Squirrel: Spew!