- [Angel has a reflection and is looking at his hair seeing himself in a mirror]
- Angel: Okay, this is because of goin' through the portal, right?
- [pushes down hair]
- Cordelia Chase: No. It always looks like that.
- [still looking at his hair]
- Angel: I don't get it.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, the Host knows this world. We need to ascertain...
- Angel: No, I mean why didn't anybody tell me about this?
- Cordelia Chase: [as Cordelia grabs some treasure] Why can't we use the front door?
- Charles Gunn: Do you really think you'll be able to get your booty through the front door?
- Cordelia Chase: Hey!
- Charles Gunn: That booty.
- [points at treasure]
- Cordelia Chase: Oh. I just wanted a little something to remember my reign by. Is that so wrong?
- Host's Elder: Each morning, before I feed, I go out into the hills where the ground is thorny and parched, beat my breast and curse the loins that gave birth to such a cretinous boy-child!
- Lorne: My mother!
- Host's Elder: Your father was right. We ate the wrong son.
- [first lines]
- Angel: One... Two... Three...!
- Cordelia Chase: [Cordelia clears her throat] Hi, guys.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Cordelia?
- Charles Gunn: No way!
- Angel: You're safe?
- Cordelia Chase: A little bit. They made me ruler.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: But this is fantastic.
- Cordelia Chase: Well... It's not like my throne couldn't use a few extra cushions. But I'm really not gonna complain because well... throne.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You can order them to release us?
- Cordelia Chase: Yes, I really could.
- Constable Narwek: Shall we gut the cows now, that you might dine on their ignoble flesh, Oh Most High?
- Cordelia Chase: You're most high if you think that is gonna happen. Besides, shouldn't there be some extended groveling first?
- Angel: Cordelia?
- Cordelia Chase: Okay. Off with their heads!
- [the Pyleans pull out their swords]
- Cordelia Chase: Kidding.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Wesley] If you ever figure out how to get us out of here, I want you to find me a dimension where some demon doesn't want to impregnate me with its spawn. Is that just too much to ask? What is it about me anyway? Do I put out some kind of Com-shok-me vibe? I mean, you'd tell me, right?
- Angel: You okay?
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Handsome man. Saved me from the monsters.
- [runs off]
- Angel: Hey! Wait a minute!
- Lorne: See there? She had a vision. That explains it.
- Charles Gunn: It does?
- Lorne: Well, see, there's this prophecy...
- Angel: A prophecy. Great. Because those always go well...
- Cordelia Chase: How did you get in?
- Charles Gunn: Same way you did. Opened the portal, with the book.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: We uhh... seem to have misplaced it.
- Cordelia Chase: The portal or the book?
- Charles Gunn: Both.
- Cordelia Chase: I don't know about portals, but they've got books here. Those Trombonal guys, they used one when they swore me in.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I've got to see those.
- Cordelia Chase: In quite a hurry to get back to the "Cordelia is not a Princess" dimension, aren't ya?
- Silas: Your Majesty?
- Cordelia Chase: Yeah.
- Silas: The Groosalugg
- Cordelia Chase: Say, don't you think it would add an air of feminine mystery, if I were to just not be here. Kill me now.
- Lorne: [to Angel] Come on, Gorgeous. You can stare at yourself in my Grandmother's glass eye. Oh, and while we're here it's just Lorne, okay. To the people of Pylea, a "host" is just one more thing to lay your eggs in.
- Lorne: [to Angel] You remember when I said they didn't have music in my world? Wish I could say the same about the dancing.
- Priest One: The Com-shuk is a mating ritual.
- Charles Gunn: I told you it was dirty.
- Cordelia Chase: [flustered and scared] Yes. Exactly. The mating ritual. Which is great.
- [laughs]
- Cordelia Chase: It's been a really long time since I've had a good Com-shuk. So umm... I'm just gonna run out for a minute... because I wanted to get it a gift. And you know... Groosaluggs are hard to buy for. So uhh... I should hurry.
- The Groosalugg: I was cast from my village... cut off from my life givers, forced to make my way on my own.
- Cordelia Chase: My parents were busted for tax fraud, and my trust fund dried up overnight.
- Angel: [to Fred] The monster. They saw what I really am. I can't go back. Not now, I can never go back. Never.
- Priest One: The Princess like The Groosalugg is a tool of the Covenant, nothing more. You will do what we tell you to do. If we tell you to mate, then you shall mate.
- Cordelia Chase: You can't force us to...
- Priest One: If we tell you "silence", you shut your cow mouth!
- Cordelia Chase: Pardon me?
- Priest One: Pardon, your Majesty? Don't you feel you've done enough pardoning... for one day.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [to Cordelia] Yes, the metaphysical laws which govern our world don't seem to apply here.
- Host's Elder: Krevlornswath? Can it be true? I've often prayed that I might look again at your face.
- Lorne: Well, you're in luck then.
- Host's Elder: [spits on Lorne] You have shamed our clan and betrayed your kind.
- Lorne: Thanks, Mom.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [seeing a picture of a deer] Fascinating, a hart.
- Cordelia Chase: It's not a heart, it's a "Bambi".
- Rebel Leader: Shove the list in their mouths, put their severed heads on sticks, and display them out side the princess's window.