Angel (TV Series)
The Shroud of Rahmon (2000)
David Boreanaz: Angel
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Quotes
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Charles Gunn : And what am I supposed to do? Sit home and knit?
Angel : I could use a sweater... something dark.
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Charles Gunn : Don't hit me again.
Angel : I was trying to protect you.
Charles Gunn : I appreciate that.
[punches Angel]
Charles Gunn : Don't do it again.
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Menlo : Humans always got to feel something about everything. They always got to tell ya, "I'm so happy. I'm so sad. I'm so scared". It makes me sick.
Angel : I like it when they're scared. It makes 'em taste, kind of ya know, salty.
Menlo : Did I ask for your opinion, you overgrown leech?
Angel : Jeez! Altoids, aisle four!
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Angel : [to Gunn] You know, I'm getting pretty sick of this vampires-killed-my-sister-so-now-I'm-all-entitled song. Don't you know anything else? Like say, ah, MacArthur Park?
Charles Gunn : Get your hands off my throat.
Angel : Ah, ah, ah... you gonna play nice?
Charles Gunn : I'm cool.
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Angel : [as Jay-Don] I hate waiting. You got anybody to eat around here?
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Angel : [to Kate] Wow, Look at you, rushing in here all by yourself. You're the best cop ever.
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Angel : Cordelia, what happened?
Cordelia Chase : It's not blood, it's cocktail sauce. Courtesy of Mr. Star-Schmoozer here.
Angel : I mean to your head. Your hair. Well, it looks great. When did this happen?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Ten days ago. Pay attention.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I even spilled it on her in front of Mr. Fat Chow... Chow.
Cordelia Chase : Chow Yun-Fat!
Angel : What? You met Chow Yun-Fat?
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Angel : [indicating Gunn] This guy here is a trouble maker. Alright, I know a Majnu demon, professional driver, who never opens up his mouth.
Charles Gunn : Yeah, and I know a vampire that better shut his.
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Angel : [to Kate] Stay down or they'll kill you.
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Angel : Listen, Kate, there are forces at work here that you know nothing about.
Detective Kate Lockley : Gathering storm is it?
Angel : Which you don't wanna get caught in.
Detective Kate Lockley : You afraid I'll get hurt?
Angel : No. I'm afraid you'd get killed. I'm just telling you this so you won't.
Detective Kate Lockley : Me dead. I guess I'd kind of be like you then, wouldn't I? You think I'm gonna stand by while you and your playmate finish the game?
Angel : Let's try this one more time. You get stuck between me and Darla, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
Detective Kate Lockley : Let go of me.
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Angel : [thinking Kate is Darla] Darla?
Detective Kate Lockley : You expecting her? Because that would really cut down on my leg work.
