Quotes
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Fred : [talking obliquely about Buffy] So, now that she's alive again, are they gonna get back together? Angel and that girl with the goofy name?
Wesley : Well, *Fred*, that's a difficult question. I think it's fair to say... , no. Not a chance, never, no way, not in a million years, and also... nuh-uh.
Fred : But you said he loved her. And of course she's gonna love him back, 'cause he's so strong and handsome and he really listens when you talk. I-I mean, if you go for that sorta thing, why wouldn't it work?
Cordelia : Let me break it down for you, Fred.
[imitating Buffy]
Cordelia : Oh, Angel! I know that I am a Slayer, and you're a vampire and it would be impossible for us to be together, but...
Wesley : [imitating Angel] But... my gypsy curse, sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Buffy...
Cordelia : Yes, Angel?
Wesley : Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
Cordelia : And just because I sent you to Hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
Wesley : Or possibly more?
Cordelia : Gasp! No! We mustn't!
Wesley : Kiss me!
Cordelia : Bite me!
Angel : [entering, surprising everyone] How about you both bite me?
Fred : You're back!
Charles Gunn : How'd it go?
Angel : I think those two pretty much summed it up. To be honest I really don't want to talk about it.
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Cordelia : [on Fred's invention] God, I really wish she wouldn't leave her toys laying around.
Charles Gunn : Ooh, pretty wicked-lookin' toy.
Wesley : I'll say. It almost looks like a spring-loaded decapitation device.
Cordelia : Or it makes toast. With her, you never know.
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Cordelia : Guys, when was the last time Fred ever left the hotel by herself?
Charles Gunn : A couple weeks after never.
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Angel : So, where do we start? Where would Fred go?
Charles Gunn : We could hit all the local taco stands.
[everyone looks at him]
Charles Gunn : Joke. Kinda.
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Cordelia : In a really weird way, you know who I miss?
Wesley : Fred.
Cordelia : Actually, I was gonna say her parents. Is that wrong?
Angel : I don't think so. They were very - nice.
Cordelia : Nice? They weren't just nice, Angel. They were...
Charles Gunn : Parents.
Wesley : They loved her, supported her, didn't grind her down into a - tiny self-conscious nub with their constant berating, their never ending tirade of debasement, and scorn and...
Cordelia : At least now, Fred's got a shot at a normal life. Not that I don't love you guys, and L.A., and my work... but, things are just never normal around here, you know?
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Charles Gunn : [about Trish] Lady makes bug soup with a ten-ton bus, but show her a papier mâché head and she gets the willies. Huh, women.
Angel : Uh, Gunn, you do know it's not papier mâché?
Charles Gunn : [Gunn quickly drops head] We still got that bleach in the bathroom?
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Trish Burkle : [about Angel saving Fred] He seems to do that a lot, doesn't he?
Fred : It's what he does. Angel's the champion, and Wesley's the brains of the operation, and Gunn's the muscle and Cordy's the heart, and I'm...
Roger Burkle : And to think, we were wondering when to call the cops on a bunch of superheroes!
Angel : Oh, I'm not really a hero.
Charles Gunn : More like a bloodsucking fiend.
Roger Burkle : Well, frankly, Angel, I don't care if you drink pig's blood, cow's blood, or those froofy little imported beers. You saved my little girl.
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Lorne : Well, isn't this a lovely surprise.
Cordelia : He's surprised. I didn't think he owned terry cloth.
Lorne : Hmm. Such a small entourage tonight. Hey, Gunn, why didn't you bring your other friends? 'Cause they make a party.
Charles Gunn : Maybe I should wait outside.
Lorne : You know, I'm not entirely uncomfortable with that suggestion.
Trish Burkle : What kind of a place is this?
Lorne : I was kind of going for a Dresden-after-the-bombing sorta feel.
