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[first lines]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : We made you some tea.
Angel : Oh. Great.
Cordelia Chase : It's on the table right there in front of you.
Angel : Table seems far.
Cordelia Chase : Oh, you must be all worn out from sleeping for the last three days. It's like living with the world's oldest teenager.
[to Wesley]
Cordelia Chase : He can't be having a growth spurt at two hundred and forty eight, could he?
Angel : Two forty seven!
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Angel : It was Darla. She's back. And she's human now. But, you know, I know her scent.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Angel, you can't just, sniff a person and know...
Angel : [sniffing Wesley] You had sex last night with a bleached blonde.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Good lord! How'd you...
Cordelia Chase : That's unbelievable. I didn't think you ever had sex.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [talking about Darla] Vampires don't come back from the dead.
Angel : I did and I saw her. I'm not crazy.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Where?
Angel : Right between the clowns and the big talking hot dog.
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Charles Gunn : As evil blood-suck vampires go, how would you rate Angelus?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Historically, as bad as they come. Especially when he was with his sire, Darla.
Cordelia Chase : We're researching her now to see if she has some kind of resurrection powers. Maybe she's a vampire cat with nine lives, or something!
Charles Gunn : So, he and Darla together, bad combo?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : They rampaged through half the known world, until Angel got his soul.
Cordelia Chase : Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had a hundred and fifty years to get it right.
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[last lines]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : It's just, with Darla back, in league with Wolfram and Hart, there are a lot of forces, a raid against you. There's going to be trouble.
Angel : There's gonna be a lot of trouble. And I say: Bring it on.
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Cordelia Chase : What if, every time you identified a demon in one of your big old books we gave you ten bucks... or a chicken pot pie?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Wait, I have another idea. No! Get a vision.
Cordelia Chase : Well it's not like you can hit me in the head and "wham!" it happens.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What if we test that theory with one of my big old books?
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [talking about Angel] Oh, he's an eccentric, all the great ones are. Sherlock Holmes, Phillip Marlowe...
Harold Jeakins : Those are fictional characters.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Yes, right you are, which gives Angel rather a leg up when you come to think of it.
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Angel : [after Cordy has a vision] Are you all right? You sure you don't wanna sit down?
Cordelia Chase : If I sit, I'll throw up in my head.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [pointing to a demon in a book] Did it look like this?
Cordelia Chase : No. More mushy and more mouldy. It was growing right out of the wall.
Angel : Maybe, I'll just...
Cordelia Chase : Mush monster's not going anywhere. It's the place that we've gotta find. Its disciples are human; they're killing each other. I think the fight is over how to worship it.
Angel : This is why, personally, I rarely go to church.
[nobody laughs]
Angel : Thought it was funny.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : You can't blame Angel for- He's trying to do what's right!
Detective Kate Lockley : That's right, he's good, I keep forgetting. I'm sorry, and why did he kidnap that woman, again?
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : This is all just precautionary. When push comes to shove, Angel's a... We trust him.
Charles Gunn : I see.
Cordelia Chase : It's not like he turns evil every time he gets this cranky.
Charles Gunn : He turns evil?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Well, there are forces than can make Angel revert to Angelus, the vampire he was before he got a soul.
