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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : We made you some tea.
Angel : Oh. Great.
Cordelia Chase : It's on the table right there in front of you.
Angel : Table seems far.
Cordelia Chase : Oh, you must be all worn out from sleeping for the last three days. It's like living with the world's oldest teenager.
[to Wesley]
Cordelia Chase : He can't be having a growth spurt at two hundred and forty eight, could he?
Angel : Two forty seven!
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Angel : It was Darla. She's back. And she's human now. But, you know, I know her scent.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Angel, you can't just, sniff a person and know...
Angel : [sniffing Wesley] You had sex last night with a bleached blonde.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Good lord! How'd you...
Cordelia Chase : That's unbelievable. I didn't think you ever had sex.
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Charles Gunn : As evil blood-suck vampires go, how would you rate Angelus?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Historically, as bad as they come. Especially when he was with his sire, Darla.
Cordelia Chase : We're researching her now to see if she has some kind of resurrection powers. Maybe she's a vampire cat with nine lives, or something!
Charles Gunn : So, he and Darla together, bad combo?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : They rampaged through half the known world, until Angel got his soul.
Cordelia Chase : Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had a hundred and fifty years to get it right.
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Cordelia Chase : What if, every time you identified a demon in one of your big old books we gave you ten bucks... or a chicken pot pie?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Wait, I have another idea. No! Get a vision.
Cordelia Chase : Well it's not like you can hit me in the head and "wham!" it happens.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What if we test that theory with one of my big old books?
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Cordelia Chase : [after going undercover] Guys, that was really fun. The public humilitation, running from the hotel security staff, and the nifty little outfit which seemed to tell so many conventioneers, "Pet me, I'm a whore".
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Detective Kate Lockley : Oh, looky here.
[reads]
Detective Kate Lockley : "Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, G.T.A., assault." You've lead a rich full life, haven't you, Charles?
Charles Gunn : I get around.
Cordelia Chase : I know this guy, he helps people. I bet this stuff you're dredging up happened a long time ago, didn't it.
Detective Kate Lockley : Some of it was when he was a minor.
Cordelia Chase : Uh-huh.
Detective Kate Lockley : And some of it was in the last two weeks.
Cordelia Chase : Oh.
Detective Kate Lockley : Word to the wise, Charles, hanging out with these two and their creature-of-the-night boss won't be good for the resume.
Charles Gunn : I can see you're lookin' out for me, detective.
Cordelia Chase : Okay, okay, let's not get off track here. We wanna find Angel as much as you do.
Detective Kate Lockley : No, you don't. You wannna protect him even though he's lost it. He stalked that woman because he thought she was this Darla from his past. She begged him to stay out and he knocked down the door and killed her husband. I've read about him, too. I know what he is and I know he hasn't changed.
Charles Gunn : No he hasn't, he's still a vampire.
Cordelia Chase : Gunn! Not helping.
Charles Gunn : So, how'd he get in the house? She invite him in?
Detective Kate Lockley : 'Course she didn't in...
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Charles Gunn : You are not paying me enough for this! My Uncle Theo always said, "Never buy a dull plow, and never get in the middle of a religious war".
Cordelia Chase : Do you really have an Uncle Theo?
Charles Gunn : Nah. But it's still good advice.
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Angel : [after Cordy has a vision] Are you all right? You sure you don't wanna sit down?
Cordelia Chase : If I sit, I'll throw up in my head.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [pointing to a demon in a book] Did it look like this?
Cordelia Chase : No. More mushy and more mouldy. It was growing right out of the wall.
Angel : Maybe, I'll just...
Cordelia Chase : Mush monster's not going anywhere. It's the place that we've gotta find. Its disciples are human; they're killing each other. I think the fight is over how to worship it.
Angel : This is why, personally, I rarely go to church.
[nobody laughs]
Angel : Thought it was funny.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : This is all just precautionary. When push comes to shove, Angel's a... We trust him.
Charles Gunn : I see.
Cordelia Chase : It's not like he turns evil every time he gets this cranky.
Charles Gunn : He turns evil?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Well, there are forces than can make Angel revert to Angelus, the vampire he was before he got a soul.
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Cordelia Chase : [to Angel] That's a terrific way to treat our paying customers!
[sarcastically]
Cordelia Chase : Especially since we have so many of them. See his file? He has Visa, MasterCard, a problem. He's out target audience.
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Cordelia Chase : [while Angel is smelling her hair] Personal bubble! Personal bubble!
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Cordelia Chase : Well, at least they're killing each other, and not...
Thrall Demon : Intruders!
Cordelia Chase : ...Us!
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Cordelia Chase : We just got an exciting new case. Could be aliens, could be adultery. It's a corker!
