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[first lines]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : We made you some tea.
Angel : Oh. Great.
Cordelia Chase : It's on the table right there in front of you.
Angel : Table seems far.
Cordelia Chase : Oh, you must be all worn out from sleeping for the last three days. It's like living with the world's oldest teenager.
[to Wesley]
Cordelia Chase : He can't be having a growth spurt at two hundred and forty eight, could he?
Angel : Two forty seven!
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Angel : It was Darla. She's back. And she's human now. But, you know, I know her scent.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Angel, you can't just, sniff a person and know...
Angel : [sniffing Wesley] You had sex last night with a bleached blonde.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Good lord! How'd you...
Cordelia Chase : That's unbelievable. I didn't think you ever had sex.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [talking about Darla] Vampires don't come back from the dead.
Angel : I did and I saw her. I'm not crazy.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Where?
Angel : Right between the clowns and the big talking hot dog.
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Angel : The bitch is, you have a soul now. Pretty soon, those memories are gonna start eatin' away at you. No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to escape the truth of what you were. Believe me, I know.
Darla : But you *can* escape. You can escape it all. Remember what it's like to get lost, huh? Every thought a million miles away, every part of your being alive! All you have to do is let me give you one little moment of happiness.
Angel : You took me places, and showed me things, huh? You blew the top off my head. But you never made me happy.
Darla : But that - that cheerleader did? We were together a hundred and fifty years! We shared everything. You're saying never?
Angel : You couldn't understand.
Darla : I understand, alright. Guy gets taste of something fresh, and he thinks he's touching God.
Angel : It wasn't about...
Darla : Oh, you bet your ass it was! There was a time, in the early years, when you would have said I was the definition of bliss! Buffy wasn't happiness. She was just new!
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[last lines]
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : It's just, with Darla back, in league with Wolfram and Hart, there are a lot of forces, a raid against you. There's going to be trouble.
Angel : There's gonna be a lot of trouble. And I say: Bring it on.
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Angel : You're gonna feel it, you know. What you did. That man you got killed.
Darla : Oh, please. He was an actor.
Angel : I'm serious.
Darla : Yeah, like a heart attack. And just about as much fun.
Angel : Darla, you hurt anyone else and I'll kill you.
Darla : Will you? Isn't that against your Cub Scout code?
Angel : I'll make an exception.
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Angel : So you're what Wolfram and Hart brought back in that box. And they brought you back as human. They think I won't kill one. Wanna know what I think? I think they don't know me that well.
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Angel : [after Cordy has a vision] Are you all right? You sure you don't wanna sit down?
Cordelia Chase : If I sit, I'll throw up in my head.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [pointing to a demon in a book] Did it look like this?
Cordelia Chase : No. More mushy and more mouldy. It was growing right out of the wall.
Angel : Maybe, I'll just...
Cordelia Chase : Mush monster's not going anywhere. It's the place that we've gotta find. Its disciples are human; they're killing each other. I think the fight is over how to worship it.
Angel : This is why, personally, I rarely go to church.
[nobody laughs]
Angel : Thought it was funny.
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Angel : [singing] Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Everybody have fun tonight.
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Angelus : Convents. They're just a big cookie jar.
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Angel : [as Angelus, to Darla] Am I learning?
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Angel : [seeing Darla at the hotel] Darla! That's her!
