Andy Richter: Andy Richter

Quotes 

• Mr. Pickering : There's nothing quite so gratifying as taking sexual advantage of the mentally ill.

  Andy Richter : I am not taking advantage of her.

  Mr. Pickering : Come now, don't be ashamed. I had a retarded mistress for eight years who slept with me because she thought I was the Pope.

• Andy Richter : [breaking up with a woman]  I can't go out with you any more because I'm gay.

  [she looks at him skeptically] 

  Andy Richter : And your brother. And a ghost.

  [starts making ghostly noises]