Paget Brewster: Jessica Green

Quotes 

• [Everybody's listening to a psychiatrist's session, through an air vent in Jessica's bathroom] 

  Girl in Office : You must think I'm really cold-blooded.

  Psychiatrist : No, actually, you're nothing compared to this woman who lives down the hall. I think her name is Jessica. No compassion for nothing, whatsoever.

  Jessica : [closes air vent]  What the hell does he mean? Cold blooded? Where the hell would he get that idea?

  Byron : Well, you did forget that guy's name at work. I think it was Todd.

  Jessica : Anyone could've made that mistake! And what the hell are you doing eavesdropping on my conversations, anyway? Now, shut up!

  [opens air vent, and continues listening to conversation] 

• Jessica Green : [listening to Jessica's neighbor the therapist through an airvent]  Man! This woman has issues with men!

  Wendy McKay : I have issues with men. This chick's the bald eagle of nutballs.

• Jessica Green : Do you guys think I'm cold?

  Keith Richards : Of course not. You just have one of those faces.

• Jessica Green : [Jessica is being accused of sexual harassment by Todd]  That's wasn't harassment, that was just a friendly little slap on the ass.

  Wendy McKay : Jessica, 'harassment' has the word 'ass' right in the middle of it. It's like the guys who made it up were trying to give you a big clue.

• Jessica : Hey, Wendy, you know how you've been listening in on Keith and Byron's phone calls? Well, you got busted. You have to stop or they'll fire you. It's against company guidelines.

  Wendy McKay : What? How did they find out?

  Jessica : They listen in on everyone's phone calls.