Jessica Green: We are sick of your cost cutting, we want our cream back - and our forks, knives and spoons! No more sporks, spknives and knivoons - it's like a Dr. Seuss kitchen down there!
Jessica Green: Okay, granted, we did engage in bad shenanigans, but it's not like were... Stalin or somebody!
Andy Richter: Tim Stalin in accounting?
Jessica Green: Yeah, Tim Stalin in accounting. That was the worst Stalin I could think of.
Wendy McKay: I can't believe it. I've got powdered turd in my hair for no good reason.
Jessica Green: Your hair? I have so much dung down my pants I could grow daisies out of my ass!
Andy Richter: [narrating] I can't believe they're making us clean up after ourselves. This company is becoming more and more like my mom.
Wendy McKay: It's Eric Estrada!
Andy Richter: It's Ponch from CHiPs! You're, you're like my favorite Latino guy!
Erik Estrada: Here you go, son, I couldn't 'bear' to see you sick.
Andy Richter: Oh! cool! Ponch got me a bear!
Erik Estrada: Now you're gonna get throught this, Slugger. Hey:
[pretending to speak into a motorcycle receiver]
Erik Estrada: Seven, Mary, Four, I'm gonna pull over this cancer and give it a sitation!
Andy Richter: That's great!
Jessica Green: Excuse me, Mr. Estrada, I'm sorry, but this is not the gentleman you're here to see. Andy, give back the bear.