- Aunt Bee Taylor: Did you like the white beans you had for supper?
- Andy Taylor: Mm-hmm.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Well, you didn't say anything.
- Andy Taylor: Well, I ate four bowls. If that ain't a tribute to white beans, I don't know what is.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Well...
- Andy Taylor: Eatin' speaks louder than words.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: You know, your education was worth every penny of it.
- Andy Taylor: Uh, well, anyway, Mr. Darling, uh, it's against the law to-to, uh, to dip your hat into the horse trough. That's for horses only.
- Briscoe Darling: There ain't a horse in sight, but if one comes along, I'll give him the right of way.
- Andy Taylor: I warned 'em earlier today on a 9-0-7.
- John Masters: Dipping a hat in a horse trough.
- Andy Taylor: Right.
- Andy Taylor: [chased in the courthouse] Charlene, I'm old enough to be your father!
- Charlene Darling: You've sure been beautiful preserved.
- Briscoe Darling: Her betrothal's been pledged since they was five.
- Andy Taylor: Well, that's fine.
- Briscoe Darling: So don't go makin' any fancies for her.
- Andy Taylor: Well, that's the furthest thing from my mind.
- Briscoe Darling: Your words say no, but your eyes say yes.
- Andy Taylor: Where's the rest of the family? I mean, you're a mighty fine jug player, but I doubt there's a pair o' lips around with THAT much versatility.
- Briscoe Darling: You don't believe I can get banjo sounds out o' this jug?
- Andy Taylor: No.
- Briscoe Darling: Man's entitled to his opinion.
- [last lines]
- Briscoe Darling: I'm sorry, Sheriff. It looks like they's gonna get together.
- Andy Taylor: Well, some's got it and some ain't.
- [Sitting in the lobby with Andy to wait to catch the Darlings starting up practicing again]
- John Masters: Oh, Andy, this is so frustrating. I'm breaking out in hives!
- [Charlene is playfully chasing Andy around the courthouse]
- Andy Taylor: Charlene, I'm old enough to be your father!
- Charlene Darling: You've sure been beautifully preserved!
- [Charlene ogles Andy]
- Briscoe Darling: Now, that's enough, Charlene. Back in the truck.
- Charlene Darling: Oh, Pa, can't I even look at the pretty man?