- Andy Taylor: Why were you late, Opie?
- Opie Taylor: Well, I walked all the way home from Maple street.
- Andy Taylor: Why didn't you ride your bicycle?
- Opie Taylor: 'Cause I was carrying it.
- Andy Taylor: Why were you carrying it?
- Opie Taylor: I didn't want to leave it at the tree.
- Andy Taylor: What tree?
- Opie Taylor: The tree I hit.
- Goober Pyle: I understand the grocery business has really picked up. People are ordering food just to see the races.