Andy and Barney break up a fight outside the Army recruitment center only to find Ernest T. Bass in the middle of it all. He tells them he's there to enlist. Andy tries to warn the Recruiting Sergeant about his odd behavior, but to no avail. It doesn't take the Sergeant long to realize Andy was right and throws Bass out. He now blames Andy for his plight and takes to breaking windows. Even putting him in a cell doesn't seem to work as he has his own way of getting out whenever he wants to. When Andy finally learns exactly why Ernest T. wanted to join up in the first place, the solution is quite simple. Written by
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Barney mentions that the force is going on "Amber Alert." See more
After Ernest T. Bass gets Barney's uniform, the sheriff's star patch is missing from the shoulder. See more
[Andy, Barney and the recruiting sergeant watch as Ernest T. Bass incur his wrath on Mayberry for not getting into the Army
Sheriff Andy Taylor
Look at him go. He's a strange one.
He's a wild one.
Deputy Barney Fife
He's a nut.