- Opie Taylor: Who are they? Friends of Pa's?
- Deputy Barney Fife: No, they're just waiting.
- Opie Taylor: What for?
- Deputy Barney Fife: Don't ask me what for! I just run the waiting room, that's all!
- Opie Taylor: Pa?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Ope, is this something we can talk about later on?
- Opie Taylor: Well, if you could let me have a dime, we wouldn't even have to talk about it!
- Gomer Pyle: Hey, Andy.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Hey, Gomer.
- Gomer Pyle: Hey, Barney.
- Deputy Barney Fife: Hey, Gomer.
- Gomer Pyle: What time's the gold truck comin' through?