Seamus Harper: Who the Hell are you?
Dylan Hunt: No. It's "Who the HELL are you?" and "What are you doing on my ship?"
Refractions of Dawn: What about you?
Dylan Hunt: I have an idea.
Refractions of Dawn: You always do. You're going to need a good pilot.
Dylan Hunt: I've ordered you to abandon ship.
Refractions of Dawn: Let the record show that First Lieutenant Refractions of Dawn respectfully refuses to comply. If we live through this, you can court martial me.
Dylan Hunt: You are one stubborn bug.
Refractions of Dawn: What's the human expression? Guilty as charged.
Andromeda: I wish you wouldn't do that. What if your anti-grav harness failed and I couldn't catch you in time?
Dylan Hunt: Oh, Andromeda, you wouldn't let that happen, because then you'd have to break in a new captain.
Seamus Harper: Boss, he's giving me that look again.
Trance Gemini: Rev, don't. Let me get you some steak sauce first.
Beka Valentine: Ooh, ooh, Miss Valentine?
Beka Valentine: Yes, Harper.
Harper: This isn't our first field trip, purple company excluded, of course.
Beka Valentine: That is my point. I want you to treat every boarding just like your first one. I want you to double-check everything; hell, triple check it. I'd hate for any of you to end up like Vex Pag.
Trance Gemini: Vex Pag?
Rev Bem: Your predecessor.
Trance Gemini: Oh, he's the guy who retired. Didn't you say he bought a farm?
Harper: The farm. He bought The farm.
Dylan Hunt: You know what your problem is, Rhade? You talk too much.
Seamus Harper: You seeing what I'm seeing?
Trance Gemini: A really excited human with a rash?
Seamus Harper: Haha, no, the ship. The Andromeda Ascendant. Right where that furry little twit said it would be.
Rev Bem: You're speaking of our respected employer.
Seamus Harper: Woohoo! You know, I may actually be starting to like that guy.
Rev Bem: No prior claims.
Seamus Harper: I'm telling you, the guy is huge. He's like some kind of Greek god or something.
Beka Valentine: Still, there's only one of him.
Seamus Harper: Yeah, but nobody said anything about taking this ship away from anybody, especially somebody so big. It's supposed to be abandoned.
Beka Valentine: Yeah, but if it wasn't for us, he'd still be stuck in that black hole. I think he owes us.