The Kingfish (Tim Moore) has been filching money from Sapphires (Ernestine Wade) piggy bank, and replacing the money with lead tokens to keep the bank heavy. He relates his tale of woe to his lodge brothers a few days before his twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Sapphire has been saving the money for years, for a second honeymoon in Niagara Falls. Fearing Sapphire will leave him when she discovers the bank empty; The Kingfish tries to raise money, finally winning the jackpot on a quiz program.