Quotes
Dr. Heisler:
[
pointing to x-ray]
See? The second bullet passed through your neck and pushed the first bullet out. You should be completely ambulatory again.
Stanley Smith:
[
distraught]
What good is that to a man who has to spend the rest of his life in a chair?
[
stabs Stan in the leg with a fork]
Stanley Smith:
Aaaaaah! Doc, your fork has magical powers!
Dr. Heisler:
It's the bullet that saved you.
Stanley Smith:
This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!
Hayley Smith:
What?
Stanley Smith:
Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!
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