American Dad! (TV Series)
Homeland Insecurity (2005)
Megyn Price: Linda Memari
Quotes
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[on the roof, speaking through a megaphone]
Stan Smith : Until you give the exact details of your next attack, I'm depriving you of sleep.
Linda : It's two in the afternoon.
Stan Smith : No sleep! That's right. Starting to get uncomfortable, isn't it? Sure would be nice to feel the gentle embrace of the sandman's spell as he warbles his sweet... lilting... lullaby...
[snores, falls off roof]
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Linda : [holds up glass] To new friends.
Francine Smith : You guys, I have a confession to make. This wasn't a theme party. I was just covering for Stan.
Bob : Sweetheart, we know. We've encountered people like him before.
Francine Smith : You have?!
Bob : Oh, sure. But I gotta say, even though Stan's a suspicious, xenophobic vigilante, he's still a hundred times better than our last neighbors.
[laughs]
Bob : They were black.