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Hayley Smith: It's not my fault the job market sucks. I didn't vote for Bush.
Stanley Smith: Sweet Sally Struthers... Sweet Sally Struthers! I can say "Sweet Sally Struthers!"
Klaus: Oh, he is so delusional. Well, I'm late for my pedicure.
[imitates a car engine, brakes squealing, footsteps, and door opening]
Klaus: I'm sorry I'm late, My Ling. I'm thinking French tips this week.
Barry: [pulling his eyes to make them slanted] I'm Sulu.
Toshi: [translated] Laugh now, the next century belongs to us.
Barry: Look, Mr. Smith, your stress zits are going away. Yay!
Stanley Smith: Oh, God, I want to hit you!
Stanley Smith: [seeing crowd of nerds at a sci-fi convention] Good God! Who's manning the internet?