J. Jonah Jameson: I knew Kirkwood, we belonged to the same clubs. He was kind of a hot tempered guy, you know the type?
Peter Parker: Yeah, I sure do.
Dr. Davis: Very few ghosts are willing to come to the laboratory and be tested.
Peter Parker: Mr. Jameson, there is an entire department of parapsychology at the university. Now are they all idiots?
J. Jonah Jameson: Yes, they are! That's all a lot of bunk.
Peter Parker: [referring to Jameson] I have never met anybody who is so closed to new ideas.
Rita Conway: Well, you know what happens to people with an open mind: garbage falls into it.
Spider-Man: Miss Masters, I hope you realize that in a few more seconds you would have been that bear's dinner.
[lowers Julie on one side of the fence, then jumps down himself on the other side]
Julie Masters: How do you always manage to be in the right place at the right time?
Dr. Anthony Polarski: Something bothering you, Mr. Parker?
Peter Parker: It shouldn't, but it does.
Dr. Anthony Polarski: Well, I don't create these situations, I either prove or disprove them.