Richard has flown to L.A. when Jane asks for his help in keeping photographs of her to not being published in a magazine. But he keeps being asked is he's a real lawyer, and he calls on John to help him. Meanwhile, John is trying to cheer Ally up when she's convinced that Larry is about to dump her, even though it's something completely different that he is planning. Written by
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[answering his mobile phone
Hello? What do you mean you're going into court?
I got it all at Radio Shack, John. And I've got a miniature earpiece and the mike fits on my lapel. It should be easy.
Well, don't - don't be ridiculous, Richard. I can't argue your case for you over the phone.
No, you don't. You feed *me* the arguments. Just like that show. Uh, what was it? Cyrano de Burger King? Whatever.