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(TV Series)

(1979)

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Archie Bunker: You know Edith, the whole damned rest of the world could go to the dogs, but as long as I got you standing by my side, or sitting by my side, or lying like this, by my side, I'd be alright. Oh Edith, I've been blowing my own horn for a long time, but I'm going to tell you something, I'm nothing without you.

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[last lines of the series]

Archie Bunker: Oh, Edith - you know somethin'? If the whole damn world was to go to the dogs, as long as I had you by my side, y'know... or sittin' by my side... or, layin' here, like this, by my side... everything'll be... just okay. I've been blowin' my own horn, for a lotta years... but lemme tell you somethin'. I ain't NOTHIN'...

[whispers]

Archie Bunker: without you.

[they kiss, then fumble over both drying their tears on his tie]

Edith Bunker: [smiling through tears] You know somethin', Archie? You're a pip. A real pip.

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Edith Bunker: [final line] You know something, Archie: You're a pip. A real pip.

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Dr. Sidney Shapiro: [finds out Archie didn't know Edith was sick after accusing him of trying to kill her] Please don't tell my father.

Archie Bunker: [in shock] I won't, just don't play baseball on my stoop anymore.

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Edith Bunker: I wash your clothes and iron your shirts and make sure they're all folded in the right drawers.

Archie Bunker: Well I could hire Sybil Goolie to do all of that!

Edith Bunker: Sybil Goolie would never do any of those things for you.

Archie Bunker: Why not?

Edith Bunker: Because she don't like you.

[pause]

Edith Bunker: I LOVE YOU, Archie. That's why I do all those things for you.

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Stephanie: A person can't go paralyzed by smelling cabbage.

Archie Bunker: I don't know, the nose is a pretty strong thing. One time I was changing one of Joey's diapers and I nearly passed out.

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Dr. Sidney Shapiro: Mr. Bunker, I have known you since I was 6 years old.

Archie Bunker: Yeah I didn't like you then either.

Dr. Sidney Shapiro: And I don't like you now!

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Dr. Sidney Shapiro: Based on the smell in here, I can guess what you've been doing.

Archie Bunker: [looks around funny] Well that might make somebody leave the room or open a window, but that's not gonna paralyze anybody.

Dr. Sidney Shapiro: I'm not talking about cabbage!

Archie Bunker: Well it can't be, I ain't ate any of it yet.

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