Archie comes home irritated that Stretch Cunningham took a half day claiming that he was sick even though Archie knows well that he has taken time off to be with a girl. During dinner, Edith answers a phone call from one of Archie's co-workers informing her that Stretch Cunningham died at the doctor's office. While trying to get his head together, Archie gets a visit from Stretch's brother who asks Archie to give his eulogy. He reluctantly agrees and asks Mike to write something for him, but it turns out to a depressing piece of poetry. Archie writes something himself, but a shock is in store when he gets to the funeral and finds out that Stretch (whose real name is Jerome) was actually Jewish. Written by
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[Archie and Edith have just arrived at Stretch Cunningham's funeral, only to discover it is a Jewish service
What's goin' on, Edith?
I guess Stretch must have been Jewish.
Stretch Jewish? With a name like Cunningham?
Oh, well, Archie... what's in a name?
A Jewish name ain't supposed to have no "ham" in it.