- Archie Bunker: California is full of nuts and fruits. Every fruit is a little nutty and every nut is a little fruity.
- Archie Bunker: Don't you know that California is sitting on a shelf out there, they call that the Pacific Shelf. There's three states on that shelf: Oregon, California and Missouri. When the big earthquake hits, all them three states are going to be shoved right off that shelf there. They call that the Continental Divide.
- Mike Stivic: What?
- Archie Bunker: Yes. The Pope knew about this years ago. He said it was St. Andrew's fault.