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[Archie and Edith arrive at the hospital. Archie is in blackface, having just appeared in a Minstrel Show. The information clerk stares at Archie]

Archie Bunker: I just came from appearing in a Menstrual Show.

[the clerk looks even more puzzled]

Edith Bunker: Minstrel Show!

Mrs. Stipic: There's a fat black man in my room, and I'm in no condition to be raped!

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [Gloria has given birth just seconds before] That wasn't too bad, was it?

Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Oh no, Michael. Not with you here to help.

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: How do you feel about a second one?

Gloria Bunker-Stivic: [stares at him] Not now, Michael. I have a headache.

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