[Archie and Edith arrive at the hospital. Archie is in blackface, having just appeared in a Minstrel Show. The information clerk stares at Archie]
Archie Bunker: I just came from appearing in a Menstrual Show.
[the clerk looks even more puzzled]
Edith Bunker: Minstrel Show!
Mrs. Stipic: There's a fat black man in my room, and I'm in no condition to be raped!
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: [Gloria has given birth just seconds before] That wasn't too bad, was it?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic: Oh no, Michael. Not with you here to help.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: How do you feel about a second one?
Gloria Bunker-Stivic: [stares at him] Not now, Michael. I have a headache.