Edith Bunker: Guess what? Old Mr. Bloomerer went west this morning.

Archie Bunker: Don't say "went west." He died.

Edith Bunker: No. He eloped to Albuquerque with his massage nurse.

Aunt Iola: What's a massage nurse?

Archie Bunker: A hooker with a thermometer.

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