Ali G: So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.
[Ali G is showing a producer his version of James Bond, which shows him saving a girl from some thugs and then having sex with her]
Girl: By the way, I didn't get your name.
Ali G: The name be James Bond, 'JAMES' Bond.
Ali G: What was it like being the head of the NYPD?
Daryl Gates: Not NY, LAPD.
Ali G: Well, you say tomato, I say potato.
Ali G: I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.
Ali G: So what does ATF stand for?
ATF trainer: Alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives.
Ali G: And what else does you sell?